Here are the lyrics for my new single Your Bitches, sing along!

YOUR BITCHES

you always pick the ones
with really tidy hair
who have nothing much to say
except ‘when can we go home’
‘I wanna cook for you’
‘I’ll make you feel young’
‘I wanna make you healthy’
although, when she makes love
she’s quiet as a mouse…

sometimes you gotta go out
to drink and to smoke
and to do bad things
to flirt with the girls in short miniskirts
you burp and you puke
and you sleep on the sofa with your shoes on

wonder what she sees in you then?

you always pick the ones
with schedules and gym cards
who get drunk just once a year
and hardly ever curse
yeah, you always pick the ones
who get on with everyone
and if they don’t like me
they will never ever come clean
so just shut up
come on, shut up

so that we can go out
to drink and to smoke
to do bad things
to flirt with the girls in those short miniskirts
oh, you burp and you puke
you sleep on the sofa with your shoes on
yeah, you drink and you smoke
and you flirt with any kinda girl with any kinda skirt on
yeah, you burp and you puke
and you sleep on the sofa with your shoes on

wonder what she sees in you then?